Why is a widower like a house in a state of dilapidation? Because he ought to be re-paired.

Why are fowls gluttonous creatures? Because they take a peck at every mouthful.

A big mis-take—Marrying a fat girl.

The most valuable prize—Enterprise.

Cannibalism—Feeding a baby with its pap.

Back-yards—The trains of ladies’ dresses.

Coquettes are the quacks of love.

Something to lie about—A bed.

A dangerous man—One who takes life cheerfully.

A slow match—A couple that marries after twenty years’ courtship.