Why is a widower like a house in a state of dilapidation? Because he ought to be re-paired.
Why are fowls gluttonous creatures? Because they take a peck at every mouthful.
A big mis-take—Marrying a fat girl.
The most valuable prize—Enterprise.
Cannibalism—Feeding a baby with its pap.
Back-yards—The trains of ladies’ dresses.
Coquettes are the quacks of love.
Something to lie about—A bed.
A dangerous man—One who takes life cheerfully.
A slow match—A couple that marries after twenty years’ courtship.