A weather prophet says: “Perspiration never rains. It simply pores.”

The spots on the sun do not begin to create such a disturbance as do the freckles on the daughter.

Why is fashionable society like a warming-pan? Because it is highly polished, but very hollow.

A capital thing—Cash.

Stakeholders—Butchers.

A great composer—Sleep.

A senses taker—Whisky.

All play—Musician’s work.

How to “serve” a dinner—Eat it.

A “light” employment—Candle making.