Another new reading—Man proposes, woman accepts.

“Necessity knows no law.” Well, necessity is like a great many lawyers.

The civil service—Opening the door for anybody.

Touching incident—A physician feeling a patient’s pulse.

Maxim for the lazy—No man can plow a field by turning it over in his mind.

Nature saw the bicycle in the dim future when she created a bow-legged man.

A black tie—A colored wife.

An unpalatable dish—Cold shoulder.

First ’bus in America—Columbus.

A kid-napping case—A cradle.