An attached couple—A pair of oyster-shells.

What is the best thing out yet for real comfort?—An aching tooth.

Two souls with but a single thought—Two boys climbing over an orchard fence, with a bull-dog in pursuit.

Kindred evils—Poor relations.

A matter of course—A horse race.

Only a question of time—Asking the hour.

“Stirring” times—Morning hours.

Free of charge—An empty gun.

Passage of arms—Sleeves.

A good name for a bill-collector—Dunham.