A drop of the crater—Lava.

Does it take more miles to make a land league than it does a water league?

All the year round—The earth.

A trained animal—The “iron horse.”

Stands to reason—A debator who won’t sit down.

The best remedy for a man who is spell-bound—A dictionary.

The rations on which a poet’s brain is fed—Inspirations.

A good thing to be fast—a button.

Hardware—The friction on a schoolboy’s knees.

What was the most honest bet ever made? The alpha-bet.