A bad habit—A seedy coat.
Sweet home—A bee-hive.
Pressed for time—Mummies.
Land agitation—An earthquake.
Held for further hearing—The ear-trumpet.
What is the difference between a fixed star and a meteor? One is a son, the other is a darter.
When trains are telescoped, the poor passengers see stars.
How to keep yourself dry? Eat freely of red herrings and salt beef, and don’t drink.
Why is it dangerous to take a walk in the woods in spring? Because then the trees are shooting.
Why is a man on horseback like difficulties overcome? Because he is Sir-mounted (surmounted).