Why is the Premier like an alchemist? Because he turns one of his friends into a gold-stick.
Why is a theological student like a merchant? Because he studies the prophets (profits).
Why does a dog’s tail resemble happiness? Because, run after it as he will, he cannot catch it.
Why is an insolent fishmonger likely to get more business than a civil one? Because, when he sells fish, he gives sauce.
Why are coopers like musical composers? Because they make use of staves.
Why is Mrs. Caudle like a locomotive engine? Because she is always on the rail.
Why is a partner in a joint-stock concern like a plowman? Because he is a share-holder.
Why should a speculator use a high stiffener for his cravat? Because he would be sure of a rise in his stock.
Why is a gypsy’s tent like a beacon on the coast? Because it is a light-house.
Why were the English victories in the Punjaub nothing to boast of? Because they were over Sikh (sick) armies.