Why is a man not prepared to pay his acceptance when due like a pigeon without food? Because he has not provided for his bill.

Why is a plum-pudding like a logical sermon? Because it is full of raisins (reasons).

Why are young children like castles in the air? Because their existence is only infancy (in fancy).

Why is a ticket-porter like a thief? Because he takes other people’s property.

When a horse speaks, why does he do so always in the negative? Because he neighs (nays).

Why is a boiled herring like a rotten potato? Because it is deceased (diseased).

Why is a cat like a tattling person? Because it is a tail-bearer (tale-bearer).

Why is it impossible that there should be one best horse on a race-course? Because you will always find a better (bettor) there.

Why is my place of business like a baker’s oven? Because I make my bread there.