Why is an egg underdone like an egg overdone? Because it is hardly done.
Why is an Irishman turning over in the snow like a watchman? Because he is a Pat rolling (patrolling).
Why is the office of Prime Minister like a May-pole? Because it is a high post.
Why does the conductor at a concert resemble the electric telegraph? Because he beats time.
Why are the pages of this book like the days of this year? Because they are all numbered.
Why does a smoker resemble a person in a furious passion? Because he fumes.
Why is a burglar using false keys like a lady curling her hair? Because he is turning locks.
Why are tears like potatoes? Because they spring from the eyes.
Why is this book like an evergreen? Because it is always full of leaves.
Why should travelers not be likely to starve in the desert? Because of the sand which is (sandwiches) there.