Why is a man digging a canoe like a boy whipped for making a noise? Because he hollows.

When are soldiers stronger than elephants? When they carry a fortress.

Why has a clock a bashful appearance? Because it always keeps its hands before its face.

Why is an adjective like a drunken man? Because it can’t stand alone.

Why did Marcus Curtius leap into the gulf at Rome? Because he thought it was a good opening for a young man.

Why is wine spoilt by being converted into negus? Because you make a mull of it.

Why is a baker like a judge in Chancery? Because he is Master of the Rolls.

Why is a bad epigram like a blunt pencil? Because it has no point.

Why is a humorous jest like a fowl? Because it contains a merry-thought.

Why is a schoolboy beginning to read like knowledge itself? Because he is learning.