When are handcuffs like knapsacks? When made for two-wrists (tourists).
What is that which, when you are going over the White Mountains, goes up-hill and down-hill, and all over everywhere, yet never moves? The road.
Why is a coach going down a steep hill like St. George? Because it’s always drawn with the drag-on.
When are babies traveling abroad? When going to Brest.
Name the most unsociable things in the world? Milestones; for you never see two of them together.
What is the cheapest way of procuring a fiddle? Buy some castor-oil and you will get a vial in (violin).
What is that which every one wishes, and yet wants to get rid of as soon as it is obtained? A good appetite.
When is an old lady like a trout. When she takes a fly that brings her to the bank.
What is the differedce betweed ad orgadist ad the influedza? Wud dose the stops, the other stops the dose.
What is it gives a cold, cures a cold, and pays the doctor’s bill? A draft.