"Well, to begin with, there was the Flood."
* * *
The wife complained to her husband that the chauffeur was very drunk indeed, and must be discharged instantly.
"Discharged—nothing!" the husband retorted joyously. "When he's sobered off, I'll have him take me out and show me where he got it."
PROLIFIC
The woman teacher in a New York School was interested in the announcement by a little girl pupil that she had a new baby brother.
"And what is the baby's name?" the teacher asked.
"Aaron," was the answer.
A few days later, the teacher inquired concerning Aaron, but the little girl regarded her in perplexity.