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Mrs. Green to Mrs. Jones (who is gazing at an aeroplane): "My word! I shouldn't care for one of them flying things to settle on me."
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The Woman: "Jazz stockings are the latest thing, dear. Here's a picture of a girl with them on."
The Man: "What appalling rot! Er—after you with the paper."
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Small Invalid (to visitor): "I've had a lot of diseases in my time—measles—whooping-cough—influenza—tonsilitis—but (modestly) I haven't had dropsy yet."
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THE SERVANT PROBLEM
Lady: "And why did your last mistress——"