Applicant (loftily): "Excuse me, Madam!"
Lady: "Well—er—your last employer——"
Applicant: "I beg your pardon, Madam!"
Lady: "Well, then, your last—er—pray what do you call those in whose service you are engaged?"
Applicant: "Clients, Madam."
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Small Girl: "I wonder how old Joan is?"
Small Boy: "I bet she won't see four again."
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Mother: "Well, dear, has Jack kissed you under the mistletoe?"