Mary (demurely): "Yes, Mummy."
Mother: "And did you enjoy it?"
Mary: "Yes, thank you, Mummy; but (very demurely) I struggled."
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"Mollie, you haven't said your prayers."
"I'm going to say them in bed to-night."
"Oh, Mollie, that isn't etiquette."
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Applicant for Situation: "And 'ow long did yer last cook oblige yer?"