"I give it up; but it strikes me he might have saved a lot of argument if he had said which one."
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He: "I never knew until to-day that the Rev. Dr. Preachly married an actress."
She: "Oh, yes! It is she who rehearses him in those beautiful extempore sermons he preaches."
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DURING THE QUARREL
He: "But if you will allow me to——"
She: "Oh! I know what you are going to say, but you're quite mistaken and I can prove it."
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