CHANGING THE SUBJECT
She: "Well! Let us change the subject. I've done nothing but talk about myself all evening."
He: "I'm sure we couldn't find anything better."
She: "Very well, then! Suppose you talk about me for a while."
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"I say, Taxi, I've only got enough change to pay the exact fare. D'you mind taking a cheque for the tip?"
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A CHANCE LOST
"Who was the originator of the idea that a husband and wife are one?"