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GETTING EVEN
Mrs. Lynks: "Jack, I have made up my mind to fine you ten cents every time you swear."
Mr. Lynks: "That's a bargain, if you'll give me ten cents every time you envy me for being able to."
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A SOOTHING EFFECT
"Do you miss your husband as much as when he first went away?"
"No, I am becoming reconciled. You see he sent me a power of attorney."
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