She: "And there is no holding back her salary, either."
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"And are you a good needlewoman and renovator, and willing to be useful?"
"Madam, I am afraid there is some misunderstanding. I am a lady's maid—not a useful maid."
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GETTING BACK
Customer to Palmist: "Five dollars fee? Er—would you have any objection to waiting until I get some of the money you say is coming to me?"
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Betty: "Mummy, does God send us our food?"
Mother: "Yes, dear; of course He does."