Betty: "But what a price!"
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DURING VACATION
The Summer Girl: "It pains me to be compelled to say so, but I really cannot become engaged to you."
The Summer Man: "Well—er—could you manage to be a sister to me for a couple of weeks?"
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NOT UNIQUE
He: "Crowded, were you? I thought you went early to avoid the rush."
She: "So I did; but about five thousand other people did the same thing."