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A NOBLE AIM
She: "Have you heard anything about the woman's Reform Club?"
"Yes, its object seems to be to reform everything except the Club and everybody except the members."
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ONCE TOO OFTEN
"Yes, dear, I'm going out to-night. I've been asked to take supper with an old comrade in arms."
"By the way, darling, how many men did your regiment muster?"
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"Phwat's the matter wid yez, Regan? Yez look hurted."