SYMPATHY
The Tabby-Cat: "I am just heart-broken! I had six of the loveliest kittens, and they went and gave one away!"
The Parrot: "Wasn't it too bad of them—to go and break the set?"
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POPULAR OPINION
First Burglar: "Say, Bill, de doctor what fixed de leg I broke doin' dat second-story job didn't do a t'ing but soak me fifty plunks!"
Second Burglar: "Oh, say, wasn't that robbery?"
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MORE OPPORTUNITY
The Wife: "Really, my dear, you are awfully extravagant. Our neighbor, Mr. Flint, is just twice as self-denying as you are."