The Husband: "But he has just twice as much money to be self-denying with."
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"Jacky, dear, your hands are frightfully dirty."
"Not 'frightfully,' mummy. A lot of that's shading."
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The Ant: "Well, we've struck!"
The Gnat: "What for?"
The Ant: "Longer hours."
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