Guest: "Well, good-bye, Old Man!—and you've really got a very nice little place here!"
Host: "Yes; but it's rather bare, just now. I hope the trees will have grown a good bit before you're back, Old Man!"
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She: "No! I can't give you another dance. But I'll introduce you to the prettiest girl in the room!"
He: "But I don't want to dance with the prettiest girl in the room. I want to dance with you!"
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"I warn you, Sir! The discourtesy of this bank is beyond all limits. One word more and I—I withdraw my overdraft."
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Wife (at upper window): "Where you bin this hour of the night?"
"I've bin at me union, considerin' this 'ere strike."