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Jones (who is of an inquiring mind): "Ain't you getting tired of hearing people say, 'That is the beautiful Miss Belsize!'?"
Miss Belsize (a professional beauty): "Oh, no. I'm getting tired of hearing people say, 'Is that the beautiful Miss Belsize?'"
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Mrs. Montague Smart (suddenly, to bashful youth, who has not opened his lips since he was introduced to her a quarter of an hour ago): "And now let us talk of something else!"
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Mamma: "It's very late, Emily. Has anybody taken you down to supper?"
Fair Debutante (who has a fine healthy appetite): "Oh, yes, Mamma—several people!"
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