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AN ERROR IN JUDGMENT
Mother: "What! Have you been fighting again, Johnnie? Good little boys don't fight."
Johnnie: "Yes, I know that. I thought he was a good little boy, but after I hit him once, I found he wasn't."
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TEACHING THE YOUNG IDEA
Little Willie looked up from the paper he had been reading, and inquired of his father:
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"Dad, who was Mozart?"