"Good gracious, boy! You don't know that!" indignantly returned his parent. "Go and read your Shakespeare."
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HE TAKES YOUR TIME
"The chief objection we have to the man who 'knows it all,'" remarked the Observer of Events and Things, "is that he insists that everyone he knows shall know it all, too."
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THE FLOOR HELD
"Did your watch stop when it dropped on the floor?" asked one man of his friend.
"Sure," was the answer. "Did you think it would go through?"
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