"Well, here's yer four dollars," said Weary Willie. "This overcoat was hangin' outside yer shop, and I was wonderin' how much it was really worth."
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NOT IN THE BUSINESS
"I'm not quite sure about your washing-machine. Will you demonstrate it again?"
"No, madam. We only do one week's washing."
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HER VIEWS
Mrs. de Vere: "I suppose now that you have been abroad, you have your own views of foreign life!"
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