Mrs. Profiteer: "No, we ain't got no views. We didn't take no camera; it's so common."
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A GOOD MATCH
Proprietor: "What made that customer walk out? Did you offend him?"
Assistant: "I don't know. He said he wanted a hat to suit his head and I showed him a soft hat."
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LIFE'S BIGGEST PROBLEM
Old Job: "The best way to get the most out of life is to fall in love with a great problem or a beautiful woman!"
Old Steve: "Why not choose the latter and get both?"
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