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"Huh! Yuh talks 'bout sassiety like yuh knows so much 'bout it. Niggah, I bet dey don' eben have evenin' dresses whah yuh come frum."
"Zat so? Dey's doin' well to have evenin's whah yuh come frum."
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Second-story Worker: "Hullo, Bill, I see you got a new overcoat. What did it cost you?"
Burglar: "Six months. I never wears cheap clothes!"
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The sweet young thing was being shown through the boiler shop.
"What's that thing?" she asked, pointing with a dainty parasol.