Miss F.: "Why, Mr. Graham, I'm surprised. I didn't know you felt that way about us! What sort of a nation do you think this would be, if you put all the women in jail?"
Mr. Graham: "Stag-nation, of course!"
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GUILTY
Sister: "Hubby received an anonymous letter this morning informing him of something I did before we were married."
Brother: "Well, the best thing you can do is to confess."
Sister: "I know it, but he won't let me read the letter and I don't know what to confess."
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"I'd like to see the man who could persuade me to promise to love, honour and obey him," said Miss Wellontheway.
"I don't blame you," remarked the newly-made bride.