"Dat ornery goat!" he exploded wrathfully. "Yo' know, suh, dat iggorant goat done completely et up his destination."
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HER MATCH
Tommy: "What's an echo, pa?"
Pa: "An echo, my son, is the only thing that can deprive a woman of the last word."
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"Why is it you never get to the office on time in the morning?" demanded the boss angrily.
"It's like this, boss," explained the tardy one; "you kept telling me not to watch the clock during office hours, and I got so I didn't watch it at home either."
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