SCIENTIFIC PROOF
One day a teacher was having a first-grade class in physiology. She asked them if they knew that there was a burning fire in the body all of the time. One little girl spoke up and said:
"Yes'm; when it is a cold day, I can see the smoke."
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Bolshie Tubthumper: Yaas, there didn't ought to be no poor. We all ought to be wealthy, and the wealthy starvin' like us!
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Sunday School Teacher: Now, Alfred, if you are always kind and polite to your playmates, what will be the result?
Alfred: They'll think they can lick me!
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