It is generally when you are not looking out for a woman that you get on her trail.

The best telephone bell—The hello girl at the other end of the line.

The poetry of motion—A picnic girl with a bug down her back.

In some of our down town restaurants, macadamized pie crust seems to be very popular.

The letter D is truly an old salt—been following the C for years.

“How to get fat”—Go to the butcher shop and purchase it by the pound.

The expense of evening walks is diminished now that ice cream has been called in.

A classical farmer in Burlington Township names all his pigs after the Greek roots.

Approaching a Crisis—Walking toward a restless girl baby.

A Boston girl visiting in Danbury claims to wear limbbings during severe weather.