Talk is cheap, but the love prattle of a pretty girl is dear.
A flirt’s heart is like an omnibus—it always has room for one more.
He was “Claude” before he married her, and they say he was more clawed afterward.
He—“The music was so loud that I couldn’t hear myself talk.” She (bored)—“Oh, how nice!”
Slight of Hand—Refusing a marriage proposal.
It takes a Japanese girl [thirteen] hours to dress for a party.
Sweetening one’s [coffee is the first stirring event] of the day.
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A lightning express would be unsafe were it not for the conductor.
Whatever the season, a gymnast wears both spring and fall clothing.