34. What is the difference between forms and ceremonies? You sit upon one and stand upon the other.
35. In what color should a secret be kept? Inviolate (in violet).
36. Which would you rather have, five silver dollars or a five-dollar bill? The latter, because you double it when you put it in your pocket, and find it in-creases when you take it out.
37. In what part of the church do they ring the bells (belles)? At the altar.
38. We will send you 100 useful articles for 10 cts., postpaid. W. S. Everett & Co., Lynn, Mass.
39. What is that of which the common sort is best? Sense.
40. Why should a perfumer be a good editor? Because he is accustomed to make elegant extracts.
41. Why is a man like a green gooseberry? Because any woman can make a fool of him.
42. What is the color of a grass plot covered with snow? Invisible green.
43. Why ought a greedy man to wear a plaid waistcoat? To keep a check upon his stomach.