44. Why is an accepted suitor like a person guilty of a crime? Because he ought to be transported.
45. Send 10 cents to Keystone Book Co., P. O. Box 1634, Philadelphia, Pa., and you will receive 12 new and complete books, entirely different from the set of which this “Nuts to Crack” book is sold with.
46. Why is an avaricious man like one troubled with a bad memory? Because he is always forgetting.
47. What is the best kind of tea? Pacific Tea.
48. Why is a girl not a noun? Because a lass (alas!) is an interjection.
49. Why are indolent persons’ beds too short for them? Because they lie too long in them.
50. When is a man like a looking-glass? When he reflects.
51. When is a window like a star? When it is a skylight.
52. Why is a widower like a house in a state of dilapidation? Because he wants re-pairing.
53. What part of their infant tuition have old bachelors and old maids most profited by? Learning to go alone.