54. When is a wineglass like an accomplished prediction? When it is fulfilled (full-filled).
55. Which of the heathen gods is most resorted to in sickness? Mercury.
56. Why is the letter E like death? Because it is the end of life.
57. Why is a lady in a cotton dress like anything published? Because she appears in print.
58. What parts of speech are shopkeepers most anxious to dispose of? Articles.
59. Why are weary persons like carriage wheels? Because they are tired.
60. When is a door not a door? When it’s ajar.
61. What is that which we all eat and drink, though it is sometimes a woman and sometimes a man? A toast.
62. Why would a tanner make a good chemist? Because he understands oxides (ox hides).
63. Why is Ireland like a bottle of wine? Because it has Cork in it.