It woke up the cat, and terrier too.

The terrier thought we were hunting the cat,

Got a grip of her tail, as she went for the rat.

Jim, with his hatchet, tumbled over a pail,

And tried to hold terrier back by the tail.

I caught Jim by the wool, but rather too late—

The table received such a bump from his pate

That teapot, plates, lamp, chairs, baby and all,

Were upset on the floor, ’mid crash and squall.

The people about shouted “Murder! Fire!”