And the Police rushed in the cause to inquire;

They’d listen to nothing we wanted to state,

But to the next station lugged me off straight.

Swore I was drunk—nearly murdered my wife,

And of my poor infant endangered the life,

Broke tables, chairs, and the crockery ware;

When the Justice said, “What a savage old bear,”

Not heeding a word my poor wife did swear.

Imprisoned and fined, I cursed my sad fate,

When lately I learned, but rather too late,