“Slape on, ye lazy spalpeen, slape on, fur as long as you slape you’ve got a job, but when you wake up you ain’t got none.”
WOULDN’T NEED TO.
Pat walked into the Post Office. After getting into the telephone box he called a wrong number. As there was no such number the switch attendant did not answer him. Pat shouted again, but received no answer.
The lady of the Post Office opened the door and told him to shout a little louder, which he did, but still no answer.
Again she said he would require to speak louder.
Pat got angry at this, and, turning to the lady, said:
“Begorra, if I could shout any louder I wouldn’t use your bloomin’ ould telephone at all!”