NONE OF HIS BUSINESS.
Pat (shyly)—I want to see some weddin’ rings.
Jeweler—Eighteen karats?
Pat (loudly)—No, I’ve been atin’ onions and I don’t know that it is any of your business what I’ve been atin’.
Pat: “Phwat was the last card Oi dealt ye, Mike?”
Mike: “A spade.”
Pat: “Oi knew it was, Oi saw ye spit on yer hand before ye picked it up.”