“Sure,” said Pat, “I can’t find my way down.”

“Well, come down the way ye went up,” shouted the foreman.

“Faith, an’ I won’t,” says Pat, “for I came up head first.”


It was during the dry spell a few months ago, and a shower having come up, Dr. Blank remarked to his gardener, “This rain will do a lot of good, Patrick.”

“Ye may well say that, sorr,” returned Pat. “Shure an hour of it now will do more good in five minutes than a month of it would do in a week at any other time.”


REVERSED.

Mike—“What makes you order ice cream for the first course and soup for the last?”

Pat—“Well, my stomach is upset, so I eat the meal backwards.”