“Indade Oi am,” answered the lady. “Oi called her a thafe, an’ she called me another!”
HEART OUT OF PLACE
An Irishman was telling of his war wound. He said: “An’ the bullet went in me chist here, and come out me back!”
“But,” said his friend, “it would have gone thru your heart and killed you.”
“Faith, an’ me heart was in me mouth at the time!”
INTERPRETING A DREAM
“Do ye belave in dhrames, Riley?”