“Oi do,” was Riley’s reply.
“Phwat’s it a sign of if a married man dhrames he’s a bachelor?”
“It’s a sign thot he’s going to meet wid a great disappointment when he wakes up.”
The foreman looked him up and down.
“Are you a mechanic?” he asked.
“No, sorr,” was the answer. “Oi’m a McCarthy.”
A PECULIAR POISON
Professor O’Flanigan held up a small phial, and the class was silent. “One drop of this liquid,” said he, impressively, “placed upon the tongue of a cat is sufficient to kill the strongest man!”