Private Murphy—“Shure, wid all them women’s movements, I belave we’ll have women soldiers by and by.”
Private Flannigan—“Not a bit of it, shure, the arms that defied the counthry will always be clothed in trousers!”
Mike O’Mulligan (In hospital operating room, just recovering from effects of chloroform)—“Och, be the powers, where am I? Where is it I am, at all, at all?”
Surgeon Sawbones (with a wink to his assistant)—“In Heaven.”
Mulligan (looking around)—“Thin I’d like to know phwat the pair of yez is doin’ here?”
GOOD LOGIC
Pat—“I say, Mick, I’m very hard up. Can you lind me the loan of a dollar?”
Mick—“Begorro, Pat, to tell yer the thruth, I haven’t a dime on me. Every penny I get I give to my poor old mother.”