Pat—“Be jabbers, Mick, I’ve just been talking to yer mother, and she tells me ye never give her a cent.”

Mick—“Oh, well, Pat if I don’t give my poor old mother a cent, what sort of a chance have you got of getting any?”


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Easy Method for Learning German Quickly.

A new system, on the most simple principles for universal self-tuition, with complete English pronunciation of every word. Next to our own, the German language is the most prevalent in this country to-day, as a large percentage of our population is either German or of German extraction, therefore the German language is worth knowing. With the aid of this book any person can acquire a thorough knowledge of the German language, as the method for learning is so simple that a child could understand it. Revised edition. Sent by mail, postpaid, on receipt of 30 Cents.

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BROS.’

Easy Method for Learning French Quickly.

Uniform with and arranged the same as the “German Quickly,” being the easiest method published for acquiring a thorough knowledge of the French language, with the English pronunciation of every word. Revised edition.