How do you like my suit?
A beautiful suit; who made it?
Carrie Nation.
Why, is she a tailor?
Yes, she made all the saloonkeepers close.
What are you crying about?
A horse ran away with my brother, threw him out of the carriage, and he has been laid up for six months.
Why, that’s nothing. My brother had a terrible accident, too; only his was different; he ran away with the horse. He’s laid up now for six years.