“Every time I take a drink of whiskey it goes to my head.”
“Sure; it wants to get where it won’t be crowded.”
“My, but you have large ears!”
“Yes. All I lack is your brains to be a perfect donkey.”
“Does your wife ever send for you if you happen to stay out late?”
“No, she waits until I get home, then she goes for me.”
“The discipline in the navy is very strict, isn’t it?”