“Every time I take a drink of whiskey it goes to my head.”

“Sure; it wants to get where it won’t be crowded.”


“My, but you have large ears!”

“Yes. All I lack is your brains to be a perfect donkey.”


“Does your wife ever send for you if you happen to stay out late?”

“No, she waits until I get home, then she goes for me.”


“The discipline in the navy is very strict, isn’t it?”