He—Yes, about ten years shy.
“I took a tramp up to Harlem to-day.”
“Did you leave him there?”
Jack—“Do you think a fellow ought to be locked up for stealing kisses?”
Flo—“Well, I think he ought to be tied up.”
Young Wife—“How do you like my cooking? Don’t you think I’ve begun well?”
Husband—“Um—yes. I’ve often heard that well begun is half done.”