He—Yes, about ten years shy.


“I took a tramp up to Harlem to-day.”

“Did you leave him there?”


Jack—“Do you think a fellow ought to be locked up for stealing kisses?”

Flo—“Well, I think he ought to be tied up.”


Young Wife—“How do you like my cooking? Don’t you think I’ve begun well?”

Husband—“Um—yes. I’ve often heard that well begun is half done.”